Archive for December, 2005
They Should Have Named It “iDon’tFuckingWork”
December 28
I’m sure you’ve gone and read my account of Christmas over at the-loves.com, but even if you haven’t, this’ll make sense.
When we’re driving around, we like a little music to listen to. Since we were driving some 14 hours total, or so, we like a LOT of music to listen to. Elaine has an iPod Mini 6G which holds plenty of music for us. The only problem is listening to it. Sure, earphones work, but only for one person, and they’re kind of a distraction while driving. The tape-deck adapter either doesn’t like our car, or doesn’t work, ’cause that’s a no-go for us. So several months ago, we bought an iTrip Mini. I’m not linking to them ’cause they fucking suck.
When we first got it, it didn’t work well. The iTrip didn’t snap onto the Mini well enough to keep a strong signal; the non-plug end always had a small gap between it and the iPod. So you either have to hold it down or secure it in some other way. It got stashed in a box and forgotten about. But then this big ass trip comes up and I really didn’t want to carry lots of CDs with us. So I dug out the iTrip and decided to give it another go, after verifying that sliding the iPod’s belt clip up onto the iTrip helps hold it down. Not strong enough to make it perfect, but it helps. So we grab the iTrip and head out.
The drive to my parent’s went alright with it. Well, alright compared to the trip back. The iTrip requires a blank radio station to work. No interference or bleed-over from another station. Even in the barren musical wasteland of Oklahoma, that’s a rarity. We’d find one, drive fifteen minutes, and have to search again. Annoying, but not the end of the world.
The software, though, isn’t exactly perfect. You find the station on the radio, then find the corresponding track in the iTrip Stations playlist. Click the middle button. When the iTrip starts flashing like crazy, hit the pause button. Then it should blink slowly three times and you’re set. Or something like that. Elaine was having to set the station two or three times every time. But it did eventually work. Until we got to the next station, of course.
On the drive back to her mom’s house, the iTrip worked about the same. We didn’t use it as much (I was napping off and on in the passenger seat with a migraine), but what little we did use it worked, in between stations.
On Monday night, though, driving from Tulsa to here, the thing was complete shit.
I found beautiful empty stations (Elaine was driving again), but the iTrip would not set. The entire setting track would play through and start the next one before it was start crack-flashing. OK, fine, play it again. It starts flashing in the menu before I even choose the station. Unplug the iTrip to reset it and try one more time. Oh, now it flashes, great. Hit pause. One, two, three flashes. Wow, funny, the static on the radio goes quiet (a sign that that iTrip is working) between flashes, when it’s not working/on. Oh well, three flashes, should work, right?
Wrong.
Play something, anything, and hear static. Well, maybe I need to set it again. Repeat that paragraph up there. Same outcome (makes sense that you get the same outcome from the same process, huh?). Curse at the little plastic pill-shape and try a third time. Wave the iPod through the air (like I just don’t care) ’cause maybe the signal just isn’t reaching the antenna. No change. Curse some more and try a fourth time, complete with a second round of waving.
This went on for maybe fifteen or twenty minutes. I’m a persistant bastard when something isn’t working. “I’m tempted to throw the fucker out of the window,” I tell Elaine.
“I was just thinking the same thing.”
No, we didn’t throw it out, but it’s now sitting on my desk with a sticky note on it with the letters “POS” on it. Maybe I can get Elaine to smash it with our hammer. Or run over it with the car.
The Announcement
December 15
Remember that big news I hinted to awhile ago?, well, I finally revealed what it was.
The Words You Scribbled on the Walls
December 5
Well, I made it through NaNoWriMo again. It went easier this year, with no crazy 12,000 word days. I took the whole month, though, which I didn’t want to do. I wanted to finish early, but I ended up passing 50k around three p.m. on November 30th. All that I’ve written so far is available here, of course. Just follow this link.
So, what’s been going on during the month? Not a whole lot. I got a little bit more done on Webpen but not much, since I promised Elaine that I wouldn’t touch Webpen until I was finished with NaNo. So I didn’t. But I thought about it. But now that I’m back to working on it, I’m not sure what to do at any given part. Guess that’s just part of what comes from taking such a long break.
If you want to read more about the development of Webpen, you’ll have to tune into my new geek blog over at code-zom.be. I won’t be posting much geek stuff here any longer, mostly just design and regular blog shit.
So what’s new around the homefront? Well, John has some news, but I’ll let him tell it. We had a good Thanksgiving this year. Everyone came up and we had turducken. Yes, a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey. It’s good. DON’T JUDGE US!
Christmas is coming and I know I have no idea what’s going to happen. I’m sure we’ll go to both parents’ houses, but Elaine’s only going to have four days total. That’ll be a LOT of driving. Still, it’s good to spend that time with family and friends. If we don’t get around to seeing you, know that we’re definitely thinking of you. Whoever you are.
Well, I’m tired after having to clip poo out of the cat’s butt hair. Yeah, lovely image. I’m gonna go watch some TV or something. Have a nice night all.